Friday, July 26, 2013

SOUTHERN SPAIN - I BECOME "EL AFORTUNADO"


Ministry of Agriculture, Madrid

Spain is to Mexico as a thoroughbred racehorse is to a donkey—that’s not a mathematical question, but a description. Spain is elegant and refined, its people dignified, reserved, polite and helpful. Though the country is experiencing many of the financial woes that seem to multiply in warm climates in Europe, you don’t see it in the city or the country. No panhandlers at the airport or train station, plenty of modern facilities, and fantastic highways. Of course, you’ll pass more than a few bridges to nowhere and roads that simply end without a destination, thanks to the economic melt-down; compared to Naples—there’s no comparison. The desperation doesn’t seem to be there.
That said, I had a GREAT time, hanging with my friends and meeting the Brit ex-pat community (or at least part of it) in the Alpujarra. “Alpujarra”, I’m told, means “the defiant ones”, as it was the last stand of the moors before they were driven out of Spain, and a hotbed of resistance during the Spanish civil war. I couldn’t help but think of the film Sexy Beast, about ex-cons retiring to southern Spain. None of MY acquaintances, of course.

Museum advertisement, Madrid

Read on, and find out why I’m “el afortunado”—the lucky one.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

LA MEZQUITA DAZZLES, A DAY EARLY


I already knew I was not going to get on the flight out of Madrid on the 18th, so I changed my flight to the 17th, and planned to drive back to Madrid with Ron, as his flight was leaving at 6AM on the 17th. Nick was flying from Malaga, on the coast. We cleaned up the place, took a few last pictures, and were off.
Trust the coin-toss; fate was kind
Madrid was a good 500-600 km from Orgiva, so we were looking at a six-hour drive, at least. Ron and I toyed with the idea of going to Cordoba to see the Mezquita, a mosque built in 785 by Abd-ar-Rahman I (and a World Heritage Site) that had been partially refashioned into a cathedral. We hemmed and hawed about it, finally deciding with a flip of a coin at a gas station—we were going to chance it, even though it would take us more than 200km out of our way. We figured it out scientifically—if we didn’t reach point X by time Y, we’d turn around—long story short, we made it, and it was one of the highlights of my trip.
One difficulty—there were no directional signs to it in Cordoba, so we wandered for a while until we stopped at a gas station. Later, we figured out they were calling it “The Cathedral of Cordoba”, effectively erasing the most interesting thing about it—the Moorish architecture was absolutely stunning, and the church that was plunked down in the middle of the city-block-sized mosque was ho-hum, right down to the gilded receptacle for St. Vincent’s bits (that’s what makes a cathedral a cathedral—a saint’s sweetbreads or some other body part). The gory Christian sculptures added to the charm.
After soaking up the beauty of the place, we hit the road, with me at the wheel. I lead-footed it to Madrid, because I wanted to get there before dark so we could 1. Find the airport, 2. Find the car rental drop-off, 3. Find a hotel with a shuttle. Somehow, we managed to do all three, in spite of being heat-blasted and dozy. 
Ron discovered a Best Western-approved hotel (Hotel Villa de Barajas) in the nearby town. Decent rates (69 euros a night) and a free shuttle to the airport—for me, alas, not for him as he had to leave at 3AM. Across the street: a popular spot for tapas on the corner, and an excellent Chinese restaurant (I had severe vegetable need by that point--the noodle soup was served with a spoon, and the owner cut the noodles in the bowl into bite-sized pieces with two knives!). I got up with Ron to help wrestle his suitcase closed (he had been in Europe for six weeks at that point, and the elephantine size of his luggage reflected it), then hit the sack again after he left. 
The next morning, I went to the airport—it didn’t look good: I was #4 on the list, and there were two seats. Once again, my luck held; the first stand-by was seated, but the next two folks on the list were traveling as a team, and they decided to head for Barcelona to fly out of there together. I took the seat, next to a very nice professor of bioscience from Madrid (scientists seem to travel a lot), and was homeward bound once again.

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Monday, July 15, 2013

A TRIP TO GRANADA AND THE ALHAMBRA


Hedge walk at the Generalife Gardens

We stagger awake at 11, though Ron and I had originally planned to leave for Granada then. Whoops. A knock at the door; it’s Nikki dropping off my shawl after a chilly walk home last night, as promised. Ron and I lurch into action. Granada was hotter than hell, rest assured. After nearly passing out in the painfully long ticket line at the Alhambra (thanks be to Ron and his polka-dot umbrella), we crossed the street and lingered in a lovely little café for more than an hour, allowing the worst of the heat to pass over us. 

Then we strolled through the magnificent Generalife gardens until time came for us to enter the Nasrid Palaces. Though I saw some magnificent Islamic architecture in India, I never saw anything as well-preserved as the rooms here. 
In the Patio de Machuca, Ron and I sang to each other, testing the fantastic acoustics. 
The Lion Fountain, out of commission for many years, was flowing, though all the lions now let loose at once. It had been dismantled by the Christian conquerors in an attempt to figure out how the Jewish creators managed to make one lion spout each hour; it hasn’t worked properly since.
Muhammad I al-Ahmar, founder of the Nadrid dynasty, started construction in 1237—the palace continued to be built, complete with ever-flowing automatic fountains and water features (the Muslims preferred still water, and plenty of it) until their surrender to Ferdinand and Isabella in 1492. Isabella must have been thrilled, because she ponied up for Italian explorer C. Columbus to sail the ocean blue that year. 
In 1500, Charles V plunked down a circular monstrosity of a palace on the grounds—fortunately, and thanks to Washington Irving of all people (the author of “The Headless Horseman” and one of the 19th century’s most beloved writers, as well as ambassador to Spain), the Alhambra became a National Monument in 1870.
We were beat by the heat, and instead of staying in Granada, chose to drive back to Lanjaron, where we had a inexpensive, pleasant dinner and tinto de verano at a café on the main street connected to the Hotel El Sol. I tried a local dish that consisted of olive oil, sausage, olive oil, blood sausage, olive oil, a pork chop, olive oil, thin-sliced jamon—you get the idea. We ate most of it for breakfast the next day. A late stop at one of Lanjaron’s spring-fed fountains (the water actually tasted sweet!) to fill up our containers and we were off. 
The poetic soul of Spain can be summed up in those fountains—the water flowing from a tap into a basin, surrounded by tile on which a poem in Spanish, The Mute Boy, was emblazoned:

The little boy was looking for his voice.
(The King of the crickets had it.)
In a drop of water
the little boy was looking for his voice.

I do not want it for speaking with;
I will make a ring of it
So that he may wear my silence
On his little finger.

In a drop of water
the little boy was looking for his voice.

(The captive voice, far away,
Put on a cricket’s clothes.)
--Frederico Garcia Lorca

On the way back to the casa, I missed a step in the dark, left my blood on Spanish soil, and rubbed some of Spain into my knees.



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Sunday, July 14, 2013

IT'S WATER DAY!


It’s water day! Water from the nearby stream is released into each farm’s asequia (a narrow concrete channel) for a short period during the week, and we took advantage of it. Nick and I played campesinos, digging trenches and watering the olive trees, orange trees and greenery on the property; our work included one clever hose trick that fed a line into the stream and pumped out enough water for some desperately dry plantings. Meanwhile, Ron read Rilke on the patio.
Tonight, dinner was on us—Ron made a killer guacamole, and I prepped a salad, couscous (for which I’ve developed an undying affection) and fish we bought in Salobrena (frozen, from Alaska—no fresh fish to be found in the store). Alas, the only knives available couldn’t have cut butter, but we muddled through. I hoped we had enough as everything was closed on Sunday. Brenda—a full-of-life earth mother--arrived first, and we enjoyed drinks and the Alpujarra sport of swatting the bugs that had come to dine on us—it turned into a great party; Rita and Nikki, Helinick and Andy, and us. We wanted to invite everyone, but space was a problem. One highlight of the evening: Helinick instructed us on the workings of the incredibly complicated washing machine, and I fell in love, sort of—he took second helpings, which I always find thrilling.
Tile in Baraka Cafe, Orgiva
We really know how to have fun in the Alpujarra.
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Saturday, July 13, 2013

WE PARTY LIKE ITS 1999...


Up late with the rest of the slackers--Ron made spectacular omelets from “our” eggs—Nick is fascinated by the rooster and chickens his caretaker keeps—especially the rooster, which he refers to endlessly as his cock. He’s just so British. There’s no other excuse for it.
Nick took us to a village up in the mountains, where, in his memory, there is a rebellious, free, old-fashioned hippie enclave he greatly admires, and a pretty scenic spot just beyond. Ron and I both got an extremely heavy case of bad vibes—we definitely did not want to go into that village, especially since we’re dressed like middle-aged, middle-class American tourists, cameras and all, and the people we’ve met on the road were not particularly friendly. We looked like we were on assignment to capture the natives for National Geographic. An argument ensued, nobody won, and I stepped in someone’s outdoor toilet. Enclave, my foot.
Mercifully, we left, and drove way up the mountains into the national park to walk and hang out--prickly bushes, biting ants, gorgeous, gorgeous views. We came down and shopped in tourist shops in the villages below--Ron and Nick scored, I did not—I fell in love with rugs and pottery, none of which was portable.
Late as usual, we managed to break a bottle of wine just as we headed out the door to Brenda’s. We cleaned up the glass a bit and left a puddle on the floor (surprise! When we came home, it had been completely absorbed—those Spanish floors are thirsty, an they do love their wine.)
We were met with an enthusiastic group of folks who—according to Aussie Dave, who left relatively early with serene Di—often party like it’s 1999. Ainsley was a total charmer, though I didn’t get much chance to talk to him or Claire; goofy, funny Andy left early; also in attendance: Nick’s caretaker, the ruggedly yummy Helinick (so named as to not confuse him with “our” Nick; “heli” because he was a helicopter pilot). Also in attendance for far longer than was necessary, an attractive but increasingly drunk woman, dubbed “la Boracha”, who insulted everybody, one by one. She was entertaining, I’ll give her that. Rita and Nikki showed up later, and the party was still rolling into the wee hours. Brenda’s property is beautiful, and blessed with a plant I had never seen the likes of, a plain-looking leafy bush that only gave off its divine fragrance after sunset: though I don’t remember the exact words, it was rightfully named something like “beauty of the night”.
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Friday, July 12, 2013

A BEACH DAY, PLUS GOATS


Up late as usual, and then a trip to the beach, to the town of Salobrena on the Costa del Sol, about an hour away. Salobrena is an attractive little resort town that isn’t listed in guidebooks, and the better for it. Marching down the pebbly beach, I swam in the Mediteranean for first time (it’s cold). Groups of teens and families peddled what looked like brightly colored plastic cars with slides on the back in the water. It began to rain, which discouraged very few people from their beach day; we walked around, desperately searching for a public bathroom (no luck); we encountered a cute Mexican girl with a lovely smile selling onyx pipes. Both Nick and Ron were smitten.
  We ended up at funky café, searching for a waiter (it had a bathroom, thank you!); an ancient fellow brought our tinto de veranos (half red wine, half lemonade, and the drink of choice for all concerned). We had to send out a search party to find him again to pay—the entire clientele (three locals) were completely involved in a dubbed western/kung fu movie on TV in the main bar.

We attempted to drive up the hill to a Moorish castle at the top. Ron, at the wheel, guided us through Mr. Toad’s wild ride; the old village streets were only about eight inches wider than our tiny Peugeot. It made for some thrilling twists and turns. We found space to park, started walking (the wrong way, of course), and were redirected by a lady couple that had rented a flat there with an awe-inspiring garden. We got to the castle at 8, and the fellow at the gate wouldn’t let us in—it closed at 8:30, but he wanted to hurry home to his dinner.
On the way down, we crossed the green fields we had seen from the summit, and made an unplanned stop for roughly 300 goats and their goatherd in the road. He finally rounded them up into the pasture—and we return to Salobrena to dine at a nearby restaurant—great views of the beach and sunset (I had a traditional dish, Zarzuela, a mixed fish stew in a tomato base).
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Thursday, July 11, 2013

FIRST OF THE BRIT ENCLAVE


Because of the heat during the day, it’s easy to slip into Spanish time—late getting up, a siesta between 1 and 5 when everything is closed, and dinner after 9:30. We got up late this morning and went into downtown Orgiva for the Thursday market—the produce was good, but many stalls sold cheap African and Chinese junk (including genuine Spanish fans!). We tried to buy a roast chicken but all were spoken for. 
We returned home to swim au naturel in the pool, maneuvering around the overgrown plumbago bush, ripe with blue flowers that matched the water, and disturbing Nick’s froggy buddies who live under it.

In the early evening, we walked out the mountain road beyond Nick’s place; it leads to the next village, Bayacas. On the way back, Nick wanted to visit an old friend, Rita. We met Rita and her friend Nikki coming down the road amid a flurry of barking dogs—there are plenty of strays around, but most locals have dogs because of frequent break-ins. One such intruder stole Nick’s solar panels; another broke into the house, showered, switched clothes, and spent the night next door in a neighbor’s yurt. Sweet, generous Rita and sharp-as-a-button (that’s a Nick phrase, meaning, I suppose, smart and attractive) Nikki invited us to share a pasta dinner in their lovely home. Rita rents out rooms, the entire place, and a teepee, and I can’t imagine who wouldn’t want to spend time in this serene, star-filled valley: Mountain Eco-Farm.  

When we came back from Rita’s, there was a dinner invite for Saturday night under a rock on the patio table from another neighbor, Brenda, she of the “borrowed” yurt.
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

HALF THE FUN IS GETTING THERE


Griffin at the top of Puerte de Atocha Train Station

I arrived at the San Francisco airport at 7AM on Tues. July 9, made the flight to Newark, but was almost sure I wouldn’t make the flight to Madrid from there—the flight was oversold as usual, and there was a long line of surprise stand-bys ahead of me (a number of pilots and flight attendants were going to a conference in Madrid). I sat in the boarding area, pad in hand, looking for places to spend the night in NY. I got into a conversation with a lovely Spanish biochemist also flying to Madrid for a science convention. When I told her I didn’t think I’d make the flight, she said, “No, you’ll be lucky; you’ll get on”. I thought, “Why not think positive?” and my mantra became “I’m luckyluckylucky”. Sure enough—last seat on the plane was mine once again. Overnight in the cheap seats, then a late arrival in Madrid. 
There’s a great shuttle from the airport to Puerte de Atocha Train Station for only 5 euro—the Airport Express (the website is in Spanish, but you can figure it out). I found out about this through the blog MadridMan.
Skylighted roof over the courtyard of Reina Sofia
Puerte de Atocha is close to the Prado and the Museo Nacional Centro de Arte Reina Sofia (modern art, including Guernica by Picasso)—alas, I didn’t have enough time to tour before the next train. Because the flight was late, I missed the train for which I had already bought a ticket. Lucky again, I ended up buying the expensive flexible train ticket before I left because the Renfe Train website wouldn’t accept my credit card (not unusual, but the site is good for checking train schedules) and I had to buy through Palace Tours in New Jersey over the net. If you buy the ticket in Spain, it’s considerably cheaper, but I expected to make the original tight connection.
Puerte de Atocha
While bumbling around the multi-floored station in search of the right office to change my ticket, I saw a classic scam: a young, blond girl “fainted” in a crowd—recent news reports tell of Romanian gypsies dressed like westerners, pulling the old distraction number while pickpockets work the crowd in airport and train stations. They didn’t get me this time.
A 4 ½-hour train ride to Granada included a change and stop at Antequera Santa Ana, a beautifully designed modern station, empty, in the middle of the sparsely populated Toledo plain, scoured by a hot wind.
Nick was waiting in Granada, and we made the 45-minute drive into the Sierra Nevada mountains and the village of Orgiva. I took him out to the charming café Baraka for falafel.
The Alpujarra region surrounding Orgiva is very dry; we passed close to wind machines on the curving road. After dinner, a stunningly bumpy dirt road outside the village led to Nick’s adobe-and-timber casa. Just before we made to cross the stream to the house in the dark, we spied Ron who had arrived minutes before from southern France, a happy reunion ensued, and we spent the next several hours catching up.
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